June 14, 2024

– You want to speak to the pastor, but can only book a time with one of the associate pastors 3 months from now.
– It takes longer to get in and out of the parking lot than how long the service lasts.
– You can barely make out the pastor speaking if it weren’t for the 100 ft big screen.
– When overflow rooms A, B, and C are full and you have to watch the sermon on TV in the church hallway.
– It takes longer to serve communion than it took Jesus to feed the 5000.
– When the church forms a worship band just for the kids ages 8-12 group.
– You’ve been going for years and still don’t know anybody there.
– There are more people on staff than most companies have employees.
– When you’re a member and someone asks you if you’re a visitor.
– Kentucky Fried Chicken asks if they can have a spot next to the Starbucks inside the church.